What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.