What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it