What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.