What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!