How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.