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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.