What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.