What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.