What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What do you call bears without ears?

B.

How about a dirty joke?

The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a.........oooooh.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.