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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.