Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)