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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.