Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat