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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.