Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."