Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.