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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia