How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )