How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.