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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.