How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!