How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving