What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes