March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Previous Random Joke Next
Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.