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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.