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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.