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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.