What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.