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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.