What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Kermit's fingers

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Because he's a bad wrapper

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.