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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.