What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.