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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.