What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.