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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!