What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.