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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.