What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.