Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.