Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.