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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.