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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.