Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers:v

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.