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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.