Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.