What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.