What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.