Tissue Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Slow Swimmer Jokes More Slow Swimmer Jokes

What's the gummy stuff between sharks teeth?

Slow swimmers.

What's the soft stuff between sharks' teeth?

Slow swimmers

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Kleenex Jokes More Kleenex Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.