Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Kleenex Jokes More Kleenex Jokes

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill