Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired