Tissue Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie on it.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?