Tissue Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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What's the gummy stuff between sharks teeth?

Slow swimmers.

What's the soft stuff between sharks' teeth?

Slow swimmers

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.