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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle