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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good