For kicks and giggles.
An Insti-Gator
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.
Because he tasted funny.
Go for the juggler
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.