Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.