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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good