Clown Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Where are clowns from?

Chuckleslovakia

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

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