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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.