Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.