Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.