Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny