Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.