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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.