Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents