He hates camping
Tell them it's nearly finished.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
They could never do it before it was cool
To get to 10.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Because it's in tents.
Get them back inside the camp!
