Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.