Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.