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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping?

Criminal intent.