Gamer Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

New Years Resolution Jokes More New Years Resolution Jokes

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.