Gamer Jokes

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

Dlc Jokes More Dlc Jokes

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

New Years Resolution Jokes More New Years Resolution Jokes

What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

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What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?

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Gamer Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

Why did the gamer cross the road?

What do gamers make for New Years?

What do you call a pro-gamer?

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

Why did the gamer start working out?

What does a gamer say when he get married?

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

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