Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

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Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION