Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.