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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

What is a baby's dream job?

Working at a winery.

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.