Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.