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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

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