He wanted to finally get respecced.
Because he wanted to be walled-in.
Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
He started counting then fell asleep.
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Because you already know she'll work out.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
A New Years RESOLUTION
