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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.