How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.