How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.