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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y