How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.