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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.