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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm