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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars