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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

License Plate Jokes More License Plate Jokes

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.