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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

License Plate Jokes More License Plate Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.