How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.