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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player?

Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry

What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

How is Snow White?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs