Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"