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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe