Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"