Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"