Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"