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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"