What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.