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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.