What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

M Jokes More M Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.