March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Previous Random Joke Next
Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly