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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.