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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.