One for the money, two for the show.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
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Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Santa's little Elvis.