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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.