How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.