How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.