Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Two. Obviously.
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Because you have to change them.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
He heard the drinks were on the house.....
Because they drink it before it's cool.
The lumberjack has a job.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.