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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.