Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.