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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.