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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball