Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.