How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.