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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Cold Case Jokes More Cold Case Jokes

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.