How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Cold Case Jokes More Cold Case Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.