Detective Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Elementary Jokes More Elementary Jokes

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!