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Detective Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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What do you call a smart Mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.