Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Mosqui Toe Jokes More Mosqui Toe Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes