Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats