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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.