Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.