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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.