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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!