Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!