Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.