Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.