Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...