Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business