Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"