Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.