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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.