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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.