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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!