How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob