How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.