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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.