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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!