How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.