How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*