How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.