April Sale - 20% Off

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

Previous Random Joke Next
French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me