What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!