What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.