Help me! I've been a-salted!
Boulangerie.
He was convicted of crepe.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
I've got you under a vest.
A Police Officer
Salt
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
Because it's a loaded question!
They were fried in ancient grease!