What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease