Help me! I've been a-salted!
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
French Flies!
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
To help them find missing sea men.
On duty
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
They were fried in ancient grease!
Ronald MacAardvark!