What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!