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What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!