What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.