Ford was my best friend.
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
Dog gone!
Because it crashes all the time.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
He'll probably catch fleas
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
You only get paid in tips.
They both have broken kaa's.
Wait.
