What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.