What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie