What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

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How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.