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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.