Tequila
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
He didn't see the ewe turn.
She was wearing mittens
To throw the Roadrunner off.
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
A precipuss.
Cliff.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Geronimoo!
Chalk to you later.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Cliff! Cliff who Cliff hanger!
Baa-Dum-Sss
Legendary
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Because it had no guts.
Ford was my best friend.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
She thought her maxi pad had wings
Cliff
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Dog gone!
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
That was the most violent book I've ever read..........
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Hard work and dedication.
Nostalgia
It's ram a dam
Rama llama ding dongs
Because it was being driven by a woman
Depends on the size of the pieces.
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
She had mittens!
Slaves.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'