Tequila
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
He didn't see the ewe turn.
She was wearing mittens
To throw the Roadrunner off.
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
A precipuss.
Cliff.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Geronimoo!
Chalk to you later.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Cliff! Cliff who Cliff hanger!
Baa-Dum-Sss
Legendary
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Because it had no guts.
Ford was my best friend.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
She thought her maxi pad had wings
Cliff
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Dog gone!
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Default
Because they got no organs.
Me: Because I'm a plumber
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.
Mussel cars.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Do you get a laughing stock?
The word "free"
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
I love ewe!
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
