Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
He didn't see the ewe turn.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
A precipuss.
Cliff.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Geronimoo!
Chalk to you later.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Cliff! Cliff who Cliff hanger!
Baa-Dum-Sss
Legendary
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Because it had no guts.
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
Ford was my best friend.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
She had mittens on.
Cliff
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Dog gone!
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
They put on mittens.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Xero.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
6 foot of snot
I can clearly see ur nuts.
Because she's dead.
That's the worst book I ever read.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
Ten tickles
Because his mother was in a jam.
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
