Cliff Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Who's there?

Cliff! Cliff who Cliff hanger!

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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