What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!