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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull