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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.