What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull