What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.