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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why are there commercials for milk?

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