Autobots Roll Out!
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
No one knows it's never happened.
Who is not buying this
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Optimus.
Transformers
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Know your roll!
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Ramen.
Ulta Magnus!
Posthumous Prime
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
Feyonce
They planet.
He'll tell you.
They use quack!
The living room
One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
