Autobots Roll Out!
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
No one knows it's never happened.
Who is not buying this
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Because they were tailor made for it.
Let me count the ways... Five.
The way they pronounce "unionized"
To get to the other side!
It wanted to get to the other site!
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
Budweiser
Because the P is silent.
In the toilet.
Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
2 years of marriage.
Because ah, the egg roll.
