Autobots Roll Out!
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
No one knows it's never happened.
Who is not buying this
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
To buy another pair of AirPods.
A hum dinger!
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
This is the end.
Not Tom
He ran into wrong wall at train station
I "NEED" you!
A home-cooked shower.
Medium Pizzas
They always talk about how they're from New York.
They always somehow just Klingon to it.
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons
Church.
I'm stuck.
