Autobots Roll Out!
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
No one knows it's never happened.
Who is not buying this
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
A fork
Your fingers.
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
Ey mon.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Because of you.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Artificial intelligence!
When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
Anything it wants!
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