Autobots Roll Out!
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
Who is not buying this
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
A clean sheet.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
I have left my Mark on Mars
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
After the ring, you wake up!
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
You put it in a freezer!
Taylor Swifts boyfriend
Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old
You always need them for thumb finger another.
At a fist pump.
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there