Autobots Roll Out!
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
Who is not buying this
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
A clean sheet.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
You must not bring either to the movies.
Sant rolling off your roof.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Raise the woof!
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
Tell it an elephant joke!
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
Pick on someone your own size.
Wild Twerky!
Diversion Mary
Make a mixed tape.
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
