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Taylor Swift Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...