Taylor Swift Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...