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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

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What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.