What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.