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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.