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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."