What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."