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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....