What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster?

A Cairopractor

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.