What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

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Who's bigger?

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What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back