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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.