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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.