ShakiRA
Not Egyptian Air
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!
Egypt me!
The sphinxster....
His daddy was really a mummy.
Both have LAX security.
He couldn't see the point.
Gorillas in the mist
ANKH ANKH!!
The Senile River
Because he was in da Nile.
Toot uncommon
His daddy was a mummy
King Nottocommon
Because it came from the Suez.
Tut-an-kham-en
Because, she was on her pyramid!
Because it had too many threads.
In denial.
They wished it was Anubis.
Anoobis
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Cairo-practor.
I'll let you know when I find out...
Toot and Car Man.
They've got a "toot in common."
A Cairo-practor.
Because his daddy was a mummy
Hey we have a toot in common.
They're always in de Nile.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Egyptian dummies.
For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff
Toot-in-common
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back
Because he was stuck in denial.
Greengos*
Because they all live in de-Nile...
Are you surebert?
Because they want to.
Because he's alive.
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"
Watts.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
He had lost a deer friend
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
In a satisfactory
A. Build a circular driveway.
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
