ShakiRA
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!
Egypt me!
His daddy was really a mummy.
Both have LAX security.
He couldn't see the point.
Gorillas in the mist
ANKH ANKH!!
The Senile River
Because he was in da Nile.
Toot uncommon
His daddy was a mummy
King Nottocommon
Because it came from the Suez.
Tut-an-kham-en
Because, she was on her pyramid!
Because it had too many threads.
In denial.
They wished it was Anubis.
Anoobis
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Cairo-practor.
I'll let you know when I find out...
Toot and Car Man.
They've got a "toot in common."
A Cairo-practor.
Because his daddy was a mummy
Hey we have a toot in common.
They're always in de Nile.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Egyptian dummies.
Toot-in-common
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back
Because he was stuck in denial.
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Daddy.
It's more fun to break wind
Because she was a private tutor
Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!
They pray on the weak.
A clam shouter.
Denial. Myself included.
Try to get a long well.
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
He was in de-Nile.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Game, *Set,* and match.
Because Egypt his tooth.
