Egyptian Jokes

Not Egyptian Air

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

The sphinxster....

His daddy was really a mummy.

Both have LAX security.

He couldn't see the point.

Gorillas in the mist

The Senile River

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Because he was in da Nile.

Toot uncommon

His daddy was a mummy

King Nottocommon

Because it came from the Suez.

Tut-an-kham-en

Because, she was on her pyramid!

Because it had too many threads.

They wished it was Anubis.

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Because their daddies were mummies.

Cairo-practor.

I'll let you know when I find out...

Toot and Car Man.

They've got a "toot in common."

A Cairo-practor.

Because his daddy was a mummy

Hey we have a toot in common.

They're always in de Nile.

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Egyptian dummies.

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Toot-in-common

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Because he was stuck in denial.

Because it was humerus.

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

They made Tootin' Common.

Because he was in de-Nile

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

The Cayman Islands

His daddy was really a mummy.

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Deus Ex Macarena

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Porcel Lane.

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

It is put in imPRISMment!

He died of asphinxiation!

Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

I Love Pizza & You

What's up?

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

Your Age Is Only Math

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

How did the Egyptian go broke?

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

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