ShakiRA
Not Egyptian Air
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!
Egypt me!
The sphinxster....
His daddy was really a mummy.
Both have LAX security.
He couldn't see the point.
Gorillas in the mist
ANKH ANKH!!
The Senile River
Because he was in da Nile.
Toot uncommon
His daddy was a mummy
King Nottocommon
Because it came from the Suez.
Tut-an-kham-en
Because, she was on her pyramid!
Because it had too many threads.
In denial.
They wished it was Anubis.
Anoobis
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Cairo-practor.
I'll let you know when I find out...
Toot and Car Man.
They've got a "toot in common."
A Cairo-practor.
Because his daddy was a mummy
Hey we have a toot in common.
They're always in de Nile.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Egyptian dummies.
For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff
Toot-in-common
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back
Because he was stuck in denial.
Greengos*
A gorilla with a machine gun.
Because they got big fingers.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
Homeless.
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...
A pilot.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Well Red.
Because Egypt his tooth.
The gluteus maximus
