How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme