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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Pyramid Scheme Jokes More Pyramid Scheme Jokes

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!