How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!