How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!