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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!