How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.