When it's down to it's last quarter.
Because it was humerus.
It was too clingy
He says "I'm not a sales guy".
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
The moon
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.