How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.