How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.