How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens