What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics