What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.